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Murder Mystery Thames Dinner Cruise

Tower Pier, London

What's Included

  • Three-hour Thames river cruise
  • Welcome alcoholic drink on arrival
  • Three-course meal
  • Fun and interactive  Murder Mystery experience
  • Play detective and solve the clues or sit back and watch the plot unfold
  • Two different themes to choose from;
  • Death and the Maiden Voyage -  A 1920s-themed experience. Join Captain Bob Upendown for a very special voyage on board the luxury liner SS Loon-A-Sea. Not only is it the Maiden Voyage of this luxury ship but Hollywood Movie Director will be shooting scenes for his amazing new movie The Spaghetti Murders.  The evening starts with your VIP attendance at the Welcome Aboard champagne reception. But soon as the anchors are lifted a cabaret artist is murdered. Who could possibly have wanted the start of stage and screen dead? Could it be international playboy Dan Sawnight? Socialite Emma Royds? You to turn detective & work out who committed a number of dastardly deeds
  • James Bond 007 No Time To Dine -  Professor Dusty Relic invites you to join fellow VIP guests for a private view of the most valuable diamond ever discovered. The flawless gem is on it's way to his permanent home at the British Museum but you get to it before the general public. Security is tight but when it goes 'missing' it's time to call on  The Man With The Golden Gun  to cast is  Golden Eye  on who may be the guilty party. Things to from bad to worse when a murder takes place. OO7 needs to solve it before the  Goldfinger   is pointed at the wrong person. Will there be a death? Surely this is  No Time To Dine

What Can I Expect

A killer night out on the Thames with a murder mystery dinner cruise! Book your table for an evening of food and entertainment, where not all the passengers onboard may be who they claim to be…

This cruise is not going to be plain sailing. Just as you're getting settled for dinner, the unexpected you were expecting happens - there's a murder onboard the boat. As soon as the heinous crime has been revealed, you and your fellow cruise passengers will become detectives.

You can get stuck in analysing the visual and clue cards, or you can take a step back and observe, watching closely as the drama unfolds. The plot thickens, as you witness various scenes played out in front of your very eyes. Of course, everyone is innocent until proven guilty, but can you wheedle out the red herrings from the blind truths to uncover the murderer?

Whilst you're mulling over the clues, you will be served a seasonal three-course evening meal at your table. And of course, all this is happening as you are cruising past some of the finest sights of the capital. A murder mystery on the Thames really does have everything you need for a really good night out!

By the time you get to dessert, things start to unravel. Having watched the last scene played out, it's time for you to gather your thoughts and see if you're spot on with your super sleuthing. In true melodramatic fashion, all the suspects will be reunited onboard, with each one being eliminated from enquiries, until the guilty party is revealed.

Setting off from London's Tower Pier at 20:00 and returning to pier at around 23:00, these murder mystery dinner cruises are superb fun for amateur detectives and keen sleuthers. Be as involved and interactive in the whole onboard drama as you like and see if you can identify the culprit having deciphered all the clues as you cruise!

When Is It Available

  • Selected dates throughout the year
  • Boarding: 19:45
  • Cruising: 20:00-23:00

2025 Schedule 

Death and the Maiden Voyage  Dates:

  • 4th January
  • 1st March 
  • 5th April 
  • 3rd & 31st May 
  • 20th September 
  • 18th October 
  • 15th October 

James Bond 007 No Time To Dine Dates: 

  • 1st February 
  • 29th March 
  • 19th April 
  • 17th May
  • 14th June 
  • 4th October
  • 1st & 22nd November

Location

  • Tower Pier, London

Suitable For

  • Suitable for ages 13+
  • Under 18s must be accompanied by a participating adult

Anything Else

  • Please note: Bookings for this experience can only be made Monday to Friday during office hours

Menu

First Course

Salmon
Salmon Gravadlax, mesculan salad, dill and mustard dressing with Ciabatta bread

Second Course

SOUP  (VG)

Tomato, Roast Pepper and Basil Soup 

Third Course

Herb and Garlic Marinated Corn-fed Chicken Breast
Dauphinoise Potatoes, Seasonal Vegetables and Red wine sauce 

Fourth Course

Tiramisu   (N) (v)
Chef de Cuisine
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     Vegetarian Sample Menu

First Course

Burrata Salad

Heritage Tomatoes, Basil Pesto, Pumpkin Seeds and Purple Basil Served with Ciabatta bread

Second Course

Soup  (VG)

Tomato, Roast Pepper and Basil Soup 

Third Course

Cassoulet  (N)

Foraged Oyster Mushroom & White Bean Cassoulet, Herb and Parmesan Crust, Dauphinoise Potatoes and Seasonal Vegetables

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(N) Contains Nuts (VG) Vegan (V) Vegetarian  
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